“Love the surrealistic-Pee-Wee’s Playhouse aesthetic!”— Chuck Statler
“Hectic Knife is, well, weird in all the right ways.”— Chris Gore, Film Threat
“Powerfully original—something no one’s ever seen.”— Jack Perez
“The best movie of 2017!”— Kansas Bowling
“Reminds me of a better time in film!”— Divine Exploitation
“The birth of a new genre—WTF Cinema.”— Jeff Krulik, Heavy Metal Parking Lot
“Eraserhead meets Airplane!”— Some Guy on IMDb.com
“A surrealist self aware laugh-fest.”— Blood, Guts, and Blu-Ray
“Off the rails on a crazy train of violent magnificence wrapped in a golden wrapper of comedic genius.”— Jason Kittrell, Zombies in My Blog
“Hectic Knife is the best movie for your ‘Hectic Life!’”— Dylan Mars Greenberg
“Bonkers! This is what would happen if Kevin Smith had privately directed KickAss in a German art school style, while high on PCP.”— Geeks Under the Influence
